Tuesday, June 19, 2007

yes--i am still alive. barely. buried beneath a mountain of pink and green ribbon. been working on wedding invitations and a guest book and a whole lot of other stuff. i would post a few pictures but i can't find them on my computer. finally got photoshop on my mac and now do not know what the heck i am doing! i downloaded some pictures last night and i can't find them. i hate relearning things.

i did have a fun time this weekend scrapping with my friends. it was something i needed and it really made a difference. a nice break. so thanks girls. especially a big old shout out to shanna for breaking my eardrums! what's that? did you say something hooker?

anyway, speaking of breaks, david needed one too and took taylor and carson to cali with him. this leads up to my chuckle of the day. so dave calls me this morning to tell me that he is taking the girls swimming. later this afternoon he calls me to tell me that taylor forgot her top (or bottom) to her swimsuit and she was in tears so they went to buy her a new swimsuit. at the mall. they look in a million stores--nothing. so finally they are in this one store and taylor finds one she likes (oh yeah--it's not only that they couldn't find a suit--taylor is extremely picky about her clothes!) taylor tells david that the bathing suit is a little expensive. david thinks that this probably means around $50. david tells me "it was kind of expensive". how much? so i start guessing how much. $130. for a 12 year olds bathing suit. so i ask--what store was it? "some boutique i guess." what swimsuit was it? what brand? um yeah--juicy couture! so i say--have you heard of TARGET? um, hello! i think the best part was that he had to spend the whole day in the mall with 2 tweens shopping. welcome to my world my friend!!

so the moral of this story. don't send a man to do a woman's job. and if you're going to buy juicy couture then please let it be on sale or for your wife...L

13 comments:

Ashley Harris said...

Seriously hilarious!! Glad you are bloggin and I hope you get your invites and other stuff done in a timely manner so you can have more you time!

Shanna said...

I need to see her juicy lil' bootay in that bling bling suit. Gooooood one dad! ROFLMAO

I said GOOOOOD ONE DAD!

(that's for Lisa cause she's now deaf in her left ear.)

Hee hee!

Anonymous said...

Good luck with alot of wedding stuff. I am glad that my girls don't have $130 taste yet. I might need a job to dress them through High School!

laura said...

so wait! did he buy the juicy suit?? that is too funny! :)

angieinpink said...

that is SUCH a man thing to do!! I love it!!

Dust and Maddy said...

I looove it! that story is hilarious. You must take lots of pictures and scrapbook it. I'm still laughing.

Have fun at the wedding!

Beth said...

:O

Omigosh! I'd kick his butt. And make her work hers off in payment, cause you know she knows better than to take advantage of Dad like that (nice job, by the way...)! ;)

Has the eardrum healed yet?

brianne said...

I think that story is too cute! I love that Taylor got the juicy suit because she now has good taste and she never asks for anything anyways, poor thing. I love her, that is soooo cute dad took them shopping. Well, I love you, I still have like 20 invitations I haven't sent, oops:) loves. In the words of Nacho Libre, "you are thee beesssttt"

Christine said...

Wow, now that's a good dad! I need to see a picture of that bathing suit.

Nicole said...

Men will pay any amount to get out of the mall fast...

Good one Taylor ;)

jen paddack-hyde said...

very cute story Lisa:) Sounds like something my daughter would pull on her dad:P

laura said...

dude! where'd ya go?? i thought *I* was a blog slacker!! miss you!!

Kerry said...

Are you still buried underneath pink and green ribbon up there or do I need to send the blog nazi after you??? ;)

I'm sure Maddy is having a heart attack over the lack of updates! Haha!