Monday, October 09, 2006

i must preface this post with a little known fact of myself. I'm a mooner. I moon people. not all the time and not just anyone, but friends and family have not been a stranger to me pulling my pants down and getting a flash of my backside. it's just funny. i once mooned my sister and her entire family at disneyland (and whoever else was driving by the intersection at katella!)

ok--so the other day david and i are driving and we drive past our neighbor's real estate office which is just down the street from us and david says that i should moon him--we are just laughing hysterically and i say no way and there were people in the office anyway--so we went on by--then when we drive back later david is like --ok moon him. so it seemed funny as hell at the time--so i mooned him--then i'm thinking--oh, he's gonna tell his wife and she doesn't like me anyway--blah, blah, blah. david says he could see him leaning way out of his desk and looking out the window when i mooned him. so david calls him last night to talk to him and then hands me the phone and says his wife wants to talk to me--then she tells me--so i heard you mooned my husband--please don't do that again--i was so freaked out i told her that david made me and she said 'what, you got no will of your own? you can't control whether you pull your pants down?' so now i think she is totally pissed--which if she had mooned david i totally wouldn't care--it's just a butt! and i wasn't like 2 feet in front of him--i was way down the street in a truck driving by. so then i was getting nervous so i told her i didn't do it and that her husband and mine were making up stories--then she says 'well, i didn't think nice mormon girls did that' david says i should have told her 'who said i was a nice mormon girl?' :) david says she was just teasing me but i wasn't sure.

so i get off the phone with her and i'm freaking out and telling david "i told you that was a bad idea--now she's mad at me and not only did i moon her husband i just freakin' lied about! oy vey" and now she's gonna want to know who's lying--me or her husband. so later this same night (last night) i am in the bedroom and david comes around the corner talking on his cell--he is just saying "um, yeah, ok. well here she is" then he tries to hand me the phone and tells me it is the wife again. i am about to hyperventilate and i'm yelling at david that i don't want to talk to her. he keeps handing me the phone and like an idiot i take it and say 'hello' and you have to realize that at this point i am a wreck! well, i don't hear anything--no one talking, no noise, anything--what i do hear at that moment is my husband keeled over on the bed laughing hysterically--he can't stop except to say "april fools!" hell--it's october!! he says he is taking this as his april fools cuz he can never get me and I always get him so it is his "april fools in october" then he tells me that i can "blog that!" ha ha


so he's right--he got me good. and the moral to this story--leave your pants on!! and then if you don't want everyone to know for heaven's sake don't blog it!

oh--and brianne if you're reading this i'm sorry--you should know your momma well enough by now to know she does stupid things like this! ok--shanna--you can stop snorting now! :)

14 comments:

Shanna said...

More like gasping for breath!!! This is truly one more reason to believe we were sisters parted at birth! I'm a "mooner" too! LOL

Shanna said...

oh.....one more thing.....when the wife asks "what? You can't control when you pull your pants down?" You should have said......OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T KNOW MY HUSBAND B****TCH AND I HAVE SIX FLIPPIN' KIDS!!! What does THAT tell you? ROFLMAO

Lisa said...

yeah--well since my daughter reads this i did omit a few words!! HA

laura; said...

roflmao, lisa! you guys are trouble, aren't you?! ;)

Kerry said...

Now how did I NOT know this about you Lisa????

That is funny!!!! You need to change your avatar to a moon. ;)

Erica said...

That is HILARIOUS!!!!Next time tell the wife her hubby must be pretty hard up if he is seeing bare azzes everywhere he looks....

Lisa said...

yeah--well david has started calling me moongirl now! :)

Anonymous said...

I have never mooned anyone Lisa, but this is making me feel like i might be able to! That is the BEST STORY EVER! HAVE FUN! Tammi

Anonymous said...

I also have to say if his wife hate you it is because she is jealous of your HUGE BREASTS, and now she has just one moe thing to be jealous of. Tammi

Deanna Payne said...

I hope that wife never gets to see this blog. Haha! And of course I have to say way to go to your husband. That is the best dang April fools joke ever! I am snorting too!

Dust and Maddy said...

OK, first off -- You've never mooned me. WAHHHHHHH! I want to be mooned. Secondly -- this good Mormon girl thinks that is HYSTERICAL and would die laughing if you ever mooned my husband. Sorry the wife got all upset. She obviously has no sense of humor. Aye ya yi!

brianne said...

Mother,
You are in so much trouble. You are grounded and I want another present from Disneyland for this. Oh, that would be soooo scary talking to her. I think the mooning is funny but you can't do stuff like that to Dan b/c you know Lara will kill you. You don't have to lie, just say I'm sorry. You are too funny!

Beth said...

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

That is hysterical, Lisa!!

Shanna said...

*totally knew Lisa was going to be in trouble with Brianne on this one*